california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop
(via evilwizard)
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”
how does this post keep getting better
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Pick a Tumblr quote
Violence for violence is the rule of beasts
To become a god is the loneliest achievement of all
You cannot kill me in a way that matters
I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy
One day you’ll decompose and I’ll be there to watch it happen
God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
The rage in your heart warms you now but it will leave you cold in your grave
Then become the dirt I walk on
Tonight, you spoke with the devil. The devil looked a lot like you
Love yourself to spite the world
See Results(via hidakka)
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Knowing that there are people who live and thrive in Los Angeles is like hearing about those animals that live at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or in hydrothermal vents or the fungi that live in the Chernobyl reactor core. I mean, yeah I guess good for them if that works, but it’s still kinda mindblowing.
(via despazito)
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“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic
“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, confident
(via sporesgalaxy)
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listen i have some bad news. Yeah, so I accidentally deleted the layer that had your boyfriend on it. I don’t have enough undo’s to get him back. I’m so fuckign sorry
(via squeakadeeks)
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“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what
Milk is from breasts yum
(via elizalabeth)
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*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*
(via squeakadeeks)
